Then let me suggest you read the blog Honest Toddler. I found Honest Toddler (HT) on Twitter, constantly writing hilarious thought and comments from the mind of a toddler. I just about pee myself night after night while looking through the words of HT. I read them aloud to Eric all the time, some just because they're snort-laugh-worthy, and some because I just picture Henry and the thoughts he must have. Some of the situations are just so easy to relate to over here, and I'm sure with everyone who has a toddler. I appreciate this kind of exaggerated humor so much, and if you haven't seen HT yet, I hope you enjoy when you do :) Many insights into the world of toddlers are ahead. Off to read some more! I have already cried laughing once tonight when reading the post on one-year-olds, craving a bit more before bed.
Woke up in a panic. Something tells me my parents are enjoying the best sleep of their lives. Must end this.